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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 13, 2007 21:58:00 GMT -5
I'm gonna start postin random song lyrics here, yall can join in if ya want. This first on is Fit as a Fiddle from the motion picture Singin' in the Rain. Fit as a fiddle and ready for love. I can jump over the moon up above. Fit as a fiddle and ready for love!
I haven't a worry, I haven't a care, I feel like a feather that's floating on air, Fit as a fiddle and ready for love!
Soon all the church bells will be ringing And I'll march with Ma and Pa. All the church bells will be ringing, With a hey naughty-knotty and a hotcha-cha darling.
Hi, diddle-diddle, my baby's OK, Ask me a riddle, I'm waiting to say Fit as a fiddle and ready for love!
Soon all the church bells will be ringing And I'll march with Ma and Pa. All the church bells will be ringing, With a hey naughty-knotty and a hotcha-cha darling.
Hi, diddle-diddle, my baby's OK, Ask me a riddle, I'm waiting to say Fit as a fiddle and ready for love!
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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 13, 2007 22:03:16 GMT -5
Here's another from Singin' in the Rain, possible my favorite, Make 'Em Laugh with the intro lines from the movie:
Cosmo: Though the world is so full of a number things, I know we should all be as happy as But are we? No, definitely no, positively no. Decidedly no. Mm mm. Short people have long faces and Long people have short faces. Big people have little humor And little people have no humor at all! And in the words of that immortal buddy Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead To the guillotine:
Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? (Ha ha!) My dad said "Be an actor, my son But be a comical one They'll be standing in lines For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"
Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat Just slip on a banana peel The world's at your feet Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh
Make 'em... Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke But give it plenty of hoke
Make 'em roar Make 'em scream Take a fall But a wall Split a seam
You start off by pretending You're a dancer with grace You wiggle 'till they're Giggling all over the place And then you get a great big custard pie in the face Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Don't you know... all the...wants..? My dad... They'll be standing in lines For those old honky tonk monkeyshines
Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha há Ah ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Make 'em laugh, ah ah! Make 'em laugh, ah ah! Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh!
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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 13, 2007 22:06:21 GMT -5
Here's an old favorite, already posted in -7, here it is, Beer, Beer, Beer! by the Clancy Brothers!
1 2 3 4 5 He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, and to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer.
A long time ago, way back in history, when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea. Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, and to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer.
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick, the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. 40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax
He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king, and to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer.
The Curtis bar, O'Riley's Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5
He might have been an admiral a sultan or a king, and to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who inven-ted beer!
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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 19, 2007 13:11:30 GMT -5
Here's Weird Al's Hardware Store:
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it And on that spot they're gonna build a shop Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air) I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up the door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out I pressed my nose right up against the glass You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house See those hacksaws? Very, very soon One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt There's a great big purple sign out front That says every 27th customer Will get a ball-peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up the door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff ... They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up the door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 19, 2007 18:23:28 GMT -5
This land is Your Land:
Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land Im a Texas tiger, youre a liberal weiner Im a great crusador, youre a herman munster This land will surely vote for me
Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land Im an intellectual, youre a stupid dumba-- Im a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thrice This land will surely vote for me
Bush: You have more waffles than a house of pancakes You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks Youre a U.N. pu--y and yes its true that I kick a-- This land will surely vote for me
Kerry: You cant say nuclear, that really scares me Sometimes a brain can... come in quite handy But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts This land will surely vote for me
Bush: Youre a liberal sissy
Kerry: Youre a right wing nut job
Bush: Youre a pink coat comey
Kerry: Youre as dumb as a doorknob
Bush: (HEY) You got that Botox
Kerry: But I still won three purple hearts
Both: This land will surely vote for me
Indian: (talking) This land was my land
People: But now its our land
Schwarzenegger: From California
Clinton: To the New York Is... hey what'd I do??
Kerry: From the liberal weiners
Bush: To the right wing nut jobs
Kerry: This land belongs
Bush: This land belongs
Both: This land belongs to you and me
Bush: (YEAH) oh and thingy Cheney too!
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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 27, 2007 17:19:29 GMT -5
This song is very fitting to the condition of Gorgraz.
Through the Fire and Flame - Dragonforce
On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight And the darkness is falling down and the times are tough all right The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shore
On the blackest plains in hells domain We watch them as they go Through fire and pain and once again we know
Tonight we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day For the light source so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on
As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment in their eyes. Running back through the mid-morning light There's a burning in my heart We're banished from the time in the fallen land To a light beyond the stars
In your blackest dreams we do believe Our destiny this time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
And on the wings of a dream So far beyond reality All alone in desperation Now the time is gone
Lost inside you'll never find Lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day For the light source so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on
Whoah, whoah, whoooooah, whoah, whoah, whoooooah
Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if i possibly can For freedom of every man
So far away we wait for the day For the light source so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Post by Tam on Nov 27, 2007 21:58:38 GMT -5
hehe..... yep...... but please tell me none of our evil characters can play that guitar solo though.... that would just be overpowered (lol)
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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 27, 2007 22:08:47 GMT -5
No they can't... but Jonok can lol
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Post by Tam on Nov 28, 2007 18:20:34 GMT -5
*Tam shivers in fear at the thought he talked so carelessly to a man that had the power of a demi-god*
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Post by Jonok Coldfury on Nov 28, 2007 23:00:24 GMT -5
What happened to the water? the water? the water? What happened to the water? the water, so wet?
It mixed up with the dirt. the dirt. the dirt. The water got into the dirt and turned it into mud
The mud got on my shoe. my shoe my shoe The mud got on my shoe and then I came inside
I messed the carpet the carpet the carpet My mud got on the carpet and my mom got mad
She sent me for some water to clean up the carpet I turned on the faucet and nothing came out
What happened to the water? the water? the water? What happened to the water? The water went in to clean the carpet and wash the dog and wash the dog
wash the dog
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