Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:46:05 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:46:05 GMT -5
Man mom.... why do i have to eat sauer kraut every morning?
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Oct 28, 2007 21:46:07 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:46:07 GMT -5
well the very next year he met a dental higenist
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Oct 28, 2007 21:46:25 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:46:25 GMT -5
and she had his name tattooed on her arm
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:46:50 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:46:50 GMT -5
And she replied, "BECAUSE ITS GO FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Oct 28, 2007 21:47:25 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:47:25 GMT -5
but they didn't keep in touch
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:47:35 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:47:35 GMT -5
and then she strapped me to the wall and fed me sauer kraut for the next 20 years
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Oct 28, 2007 21:47:41 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:47:41 GMT -5
then he lost her number
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Oct 28, 2007 21:48:01 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:48:01 GMT -5
and he got himself a job on a tatertot farm
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:48:12 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:48:12 GMT -5
..... and then i cant remember anything until he gets on the plane....
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Oct 28, 2007 21:48:36 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:48:36 GMT -5
where spent.... uh this par is a little fuzzy so I'm gonna skip ahead
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:48:45 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:48:45 GMT -5
but any ways
the plane flight was pretty good...
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:49:28 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:49:28 GMT -5
...except for the fact i got stuck between two fat ladies
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Oct 28, 2007 21:49:47 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:49:47 GMT -5
one day Al was in the woods
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:50:05 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:50:05 GMT -5
and the ran out of soda
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Oct 28, 2007 21:50:06 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:50:06 GMT -5
tryin to get a tan
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Oct 28, 2007 21:50:21 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:50:21 GMT -5
when he heard the tortured screaming
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Oct 28, 2007 21:50:37 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:50:37 GMT -5
of a funny little man
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Oct 28, 2007 21:50:54 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:50:54 GMT -5
he was cought in a bear trap
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Oct 28, 2007 21:51:13 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:51:13 GMT -5
and Al set him free
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:51:31 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:51:31 GMT -5
...and then the plane crashed and exploded into a burning ball of fire and everyone DIED, except for me
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Oct 28, 2007 21:51:40 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:51:40 GMT -5
and the guy that he rescued was greatful as can be
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Oct 28, 2007 21:51:59 GMT -5
Post by Tam on Oct 28, 2007 21:51:59 GMT -5
wanna know why?
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Oct 28, 2007 21:52:02 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:52:02 GMT -5
and it turns out he was a big shot producer on tv
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Oct 28, 2007 21:52:30 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:52:30 GMT -5
so he gives Al a contract and whatdaya know
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Oct 28, 2007 21:52:50 GMT -5
Post by Jonok Coldfury on Oct 28, 2007 21:52:50 GMT -5
now he's got his very own
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