Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Post by Tam on Sept 19, 2006 16:12:15 GMT -5
its one not two
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Post by wapiti on Sept 19, 2006 16:26:36 GMT -5
One day this guy(who we will call Guy for anonmyousness) went out hunting. Guy always shot every shell he brought. If he hit a deer in one shot, but brought six shells, he would shoot the deer five more times...even if it was dead. Anyway...Guy saw a deer and shot four shots...he had brought four shells... so he saw one shot hit the deer and saw it go down off down the trail...He got down and walked over to it. He was about two yards away when the deer lifted its head and stared at him. (he had hit its spine and paralyisis had set in from below the neck...) Being an ex marine, Guy did what instict told him to do...He wacked the deer between the eyes with his gun...
Well, as you can tell by now...Guys not the smartest guy...He had no knife on him...and had no more ammo in his gun, or with him...so he called up one of his friends and told him to come help him load the deer up in Guys truck. Never mentions to bring a knife or ammo...(der de der)...So this other guy(we'll call him Joe) shows up and walks over saying"hey man, nice deer." About that time the deer lifts up his head and stares at Joe. Of course, Joe jumps back and says"deer aint dead yet Guy!" So Guy explains what happend. He askes," Joe, let me see your knife so I can finish this." Joe replies, "well Guy, I aint got my knife on me..." So Guy did what any typical dingbat would do. Him and Joe loaded the deer up in the back of the truck, with the deer looking around thinking, "what the heck are these idiots doing..." They drive on down the road and see a school maintence guy in the school parking lot... They pull up and the maint. guy walks up...He spots the deer in the back and walks over to take a look...He leans over the tailgate and says, "hey, nice deer"... about that time the deer pops up and looks at him...not three inches from his face...Of course the maint. dude jumps back and yatayatayata...anyway...A game warden drives by and says...well, guy in camo during deer season, better check out the deer and make sure its legal...so he walks up, looks over the side of the pickup...and says"man thats a nice deer" The deer pops up and scares the game warden so bad he wets himself...Guy explained the story and the game warden finally puts the deer out of misery...Moral to the story...well theres not one except that,...well ok, theres not one, its just a stupid story...
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Post by Tam on Sept 19, 2006 16:41:45 GMT -5
Boy the story sure fits its current teller...
lol
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Post by wapiti on Sept 20, 2006 16:44:18 GMT -5
got a question...(whos the current teller) ?? just curious
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Post by Tam on Sept 20, 2006 21:35:08 GMT -5
you are...
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Post by wapiti on Sept 21, 2006 16:42:50 GMT -5
congrats... that makes you the guy that ummm...
ummmm...
still ummmmming...
ummmmmermmmmmmm...
ummmmmmmagain...
thats it...your a DER DE DER!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! go killler thirteen foot rihnos
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:38:12 GMT -5
DONKEY!!!!!!!
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:38:44 GMT -5
awww....fooey....that was a good pic..
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:39:48 GMT -5
MEOW MIX!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:40:35 GMT -5
meow meow meow meow
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:40:55 GMT -5
meow meow meow meow
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:41:29 GMT -5
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:42:17 GMT -5
MEOW MIX!!!!! MEOW MIX!!!! MEOW MIX!!!!
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:42:57 GMT -5
I like chicken
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:43:33 GMT -5
Bacon makes a tasty dish
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:44:21 GMT -5
PUPPY CHOW!!!!! PUPPY CHOW!!!!! PUPPY CHOW!!!!!
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:44:59 GMT -5
no delayin'
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:48:19 GMT -5
...Please deliver
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:49:04 GMT -5
I want fifty pounds for dinner.
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:50:21 GMT -5
PUPPY CHOW!!!!! PUPPY CHOW!!!!! PUPPY CHOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:55:16 GMT -5
giddy up!!! I heard the word puppy chow!!!
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Tam
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Very few men are strong enough to withstand the tides of darkness.
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Post by Tam on Sept 21, 2006 19:56:31 GMT -5
carry out please!!!
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Post by serure on Sept 26, 2006 21:06:35 GMT -5
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Post by serure on Sept 28, 2006 16:48:03 GMT -5
who likes spam ido cool people do it
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Post by terrag on Sept 30, 2006 20:47:43 GMT -5
spam spam spam
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